Candlols

Vegan, cruelty-free, and planet-friendly, this is definitely not your average candle. This bespoke range of funny candles is hand-poured in the UK and creatively titled for a fun and unique gift for birthdays, housewarmings or just-because.

Burning Through My Inheritance CandleBurning Through My Inheritance
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Burning Through My Inheritance Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
Too Old For Dicaprio CandleToo Old For Dicaprio Candle
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Too Old For Dicaprio Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
I'm Not Liquid Right Now CandleI'm Not Liquid Right Now Candle
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I'm Not Liquid Right Now Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come CandleSorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come Candle
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Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want To Come Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
Your Members Club Or Mine CandleYour Members Club Or Mine Candle
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Your Members Club Or Mine Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
Thank You For Funding My Lifestyle CandleThank You For Funding My Lifestyle Candle
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Thank You For Funding My Lifestyle Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
Better To Be Full Of Wine CandleBetter To Be Full Of Wine Candle
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Better To Be Full Of Wine Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
Have A Nice Poo CandleHave A Nice Poo Candle
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Have A Nice Poo Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom CandlePlease Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom Candle
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Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
These Are Some High-End Gays CandleThese Are Some High-End Gays Candle
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These Are Some High-End Gays Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
There's Nobody I Would Rather Grow Old Disgracefully With CandleThere's Nobody I Would Rather Grow Old Disgracefully With Candle
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There's Nobody I Would Rather Grow Old Disgracefully With Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
Happy Wife Happy Life CandleHappy Wife Happy Life Candle
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Happy Wife Happy Life Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
You’ve Done a Great Job Raising Your Children and Husband CandleYou’ve Done a Great Job Raising Your Children and Husband Candle
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You’ve Done a Great Job Raising Your Children and Husband Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
The Sweet Smell of Success CandleThe Sweet Smell of Success Candle
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The Sweet Smell of Success Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
Could've Been Professional CandleCould've Been Professional Candle
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Could've Been Professional Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
Bitcoin CandleBitcoin Candle
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Bitcoin Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
Please Leave By 9pm CandlePlease Leave By 9pm Candle
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Please Leave By 9pm Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
I Like You More Than I Originally Planned To CandleI Like You More Than I Originally Planned To Candle
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I Like You More Than I Originally Planned To Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
Relax, You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper CandleRelax, You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper Candle
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Relax, You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
Be Savage Not Average CandleBe Savage Not Average Candle
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Be Savage Not Average Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
My Ideal Weight Is Harry Styles On Top Of Me CandleMy Ideal Weight Is Harry Styles On Top Of Me Candle
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My Ideal Weight Is Harry Styles On Top Of Me Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
The Candle Elton Sang About CandleThe Candle Elton Sang About Candle
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The Candle Elton Sang About Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
Don't Be A C*nt CandleDon't Be A C*nt Candle
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Don't Be A C*nt Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00
My Favourite Position Is CEO CandleMy Favourite Position Is CEO Candle
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My Favourite Position Is CEO Candle
Regular price £34.00
Regular price Sale price £34.00