Please Don’t Do Coke In The Bathroom Candle

I don't ask for much.

Hand-poured in the UK from vegan mineral wax, this cruelty-free candle makes the ultimate light-hearted gift. A deep floral fragrance, natural geranium is delicately balanced with fragrant notes of lavender and subtle hints of orange and pinewood.

Vegan, cruelty-free, and planet-friendly, this is definitely not your average candle. This bespoke range of funny candles is hand-poured in the UK and creatively titled for a fun and unique gift for birthdays, housewarmings or just-because.

Black Vegan Mineral Wax.

Fragrance: Geranium with notes of lavender, pine and orange.

Burn time: 50 hours.

We want you to enjoy and appreciate your candle as much as possible. To get the most out of this product try to keep burn time between one and a half to two hours and keep an eye on it when the wax is low.

Your product(s) will be shipped to you directly by the individual brand(s), therefore shipping times can vary and your order may arrive in multiple packages.

Orders are dispatched in 1 - 2 working days.

£4.50 UK 48 Hour Delivery
£16 US Express Delivery (2 - 5 working days)
£19 International Express Delivery (2 - 7 working days)